Monday, June 12, 2006

New Client Rules

Rule One: If you are perspiring so profusely that you think you absolutely must wipe your face with the hem of your T-shirt, kindly do it outside before you come in. I do NOT want you to stand in front of my desk and expose your wet, hairy belly while you wipe the sweat from your brow.

Rule Two: If you choose to ignore Rule One, please do NOT follow up the face wiping by asking to borrow my pen.

Your cooperation will be deeply appreciated.

7 comments:

  1. Are you related to Bill Maher? Of course Bill probably has female clients and wishes they would pull up their shirts!

    Noel

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  2. sound like you had a bad day.

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  3. I told my uncle to stay out of your office!

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  4. My belly's not hairy!

    Smiles,
    Priss

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  5. How about wiping a snotty nose
    on a shirt sleeve with all the
    crying that goes on in a lawyer's
    office! Could I use your pen?

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  6. Noel: I wish! Bill Maher is on way past my bedtime here, and I miss him like a long-lost relative.

    Patsy: Nah, just that one icky part.

    FHG Rebekah: I should have recognized him when I saw his finger up his nose.

    Press: What, you waxed?

    Sweet-Sister: We keep plenty of tissues on hand for that. And, uhh, I'm sorry, but uhhh, I'm using it, yeah, that's it, I'm using it right now

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  7. Oops, I meant "Priss," not "Press."

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