As sung by the Righteous Bloggers
1ST VERSE:
Oh, my head is trying
to conjure up a post
that's clever and smart.
My brain cells are dying,
my blog is surely toast,
I can't seem to start.
I need ideas,
I need ideas,
God speed ideas to me.
CHORUS:
Only stupid thoughts
cross my mind, cross my mind,
only stupid thoughts I won't write.
Where's that good idea
I can't find, I can't find?
Where's that good idea for tonight?
SECOND VERSE:
I could post more photos
of flowers or my dog,
I've done that before.
Those posts got no comments,
the folks who read my blog
are easy to bore.
I need ideas,
I need ideas,
God speed ideas to me.
CHORUS:
Only stupid thoughts
cross my mind, cross my mind,
only stupid thoughts I won't write.
Where's that good idea
I can't find, I can't find?
Where's that good idea for tonight?
THIRD VERSE:
Oh, I know what I'll do,
I'll write a silly verse
to fill up some space.
Might not entertain you
but I have posted worse
and kept a straight face.
I nee-ee-eed ideas,
I-I-I-I nee-ee-eed ideas,
Go-o-od speeeeeeed ideas to-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo me-ee-ee-ee-ee.
Oh but I just got through telling Mike who is in Houston for two weeks of school about your Asshole Mantra! He said he had already used it at least twice today on the interstate!
ReplyDeleteCarmon
you poems are good even when you can't think of any thing to post.
ReplyDeleteI think I started reading your blog months later, otherwise I would have said how good this is!
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