This is a picture of my keyboard and the two mice (mouses?) that I switch between using.
One day Kim heard me muttering under my breath at the mouse, and the next day she brought me a wireless mouse she wasn't using. That's the streamlined little "rodent" on the right in the photo. The wireless one aggravates me, too. I can't seem to remember to turn it off, so it eats batteries.
None of this has been a really big deal until one day last week when the corded mouse fell off the back of the keyboard tray and hung there for a minute, after which it didn't want to work anymore. (It has since miraculously recovered.) I did everything to it I could think to do in the course of about a minute, then switched to the wireless mouse.
The batteries were dead.
I changed the batteries and tried again. Kim had told me more than once that it takes a moment for the computer to recognize the wireless mouse, so I waited until the mouse pointer appeared on the screen, then I was ready to get back to business. Except I couldn't.
The mouse pointer was at the very top left of the screen, and when I pulled back on the mouse to try to put the pointer on my text, the pointer stayed at the top left of the screen. I made repeated backward motions with the mouse, and the harder I pulled back, the more the pointer bounced and clung to its position. It was as if the little arrow-thingy was fighting me.
I was already frustrated, and then things got even crazier. As I set the mouse back on the pad, it slid slightly forward. The pointer fell to the center of the screen. Hm. Progress, I thought. I pushed again, and it fell lower. I moved the mouse to the right, and the pointer moved to the left. I zigzagged the mouse back and forth, and whichever way I moved it, up, down, right or left, the pointer moved in the opposite direction. It was bizarre!
A seed of an idea popped into my mind. No, I thought, it couldn't be that simple. I took my hand off the mouse and took a good, hard look at it. You see that little medium-grey apple near the bottom of the mouse? When I looked closely at the mouse that day, that little apple was upside down near the top of it.
Maybe I should stick with the corded one.
Someone told me once, "You're book smart, but you have no common sense." I feel highly indignant when I remember that remark, but I have to wonder if there isn't some truth to it.
ROFL! Been there done that! We all have our moments. My most recent one: I spent a good 10 minutes looking for my sunglasses. My sister joined in the hunt. I finally found them ... on top of my head!
ReplyDeleteI'm LMAO because I've done that before, and before I finished your story, I knew what the problem was...only because "been there done that"...this was too funny!
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One of those "now, don't I feel stupid" moments! Had my share of those.
ReplyDeleteI have a wireless mouse but it has a wheel, so I know which end is up. ;-) I love it-I used to hate the mouse with the wire because I'd keep pulling on the cord to give me more maneuverability and it got so I was almost pulling the cord out of the computer with my frustrated yanking. My wireless mouse doesn't have an off switch but the batteries last a long time.
I just switched back to an iMac from PC myself. I did exactly the same thing one day with the wireless mouse. It is good to know I am not the only one!
ReplyDeleteWell, ladies, thanks for 'fessing up. I feel better now, knowing I'm in such good company.
ReplyDeleteAnnette, eez zat you? MY Annette, zee French nun? Welcome!